thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via idrathermakemistakes-thannothing)

light-as-a-heather:

zombi-prince:

sofapizza:

nice try, satan.

At first he goes for the dick but then he’s like “maybe not”

A vancouver treasure

light-as-a-heather:

zombi-prince:

sofapizza:

nice try, satan.

At first he goes for the dick but then he’s like “maybe not”

A vancouver treasure

(Source: funoux, via hope-hazard)

9 hours ago · 14,604 notes · originally funoux

fannyrosie:

Every year in September, I post my top 10 outfits according to tumblr notes (here are the 2013 and 2012 posts). This year, only last year’s number one stayed, but it dropped to the tenth position. My observation is that you guys seem to prefer darker coloured simpler outfits!
Original posts: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

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tennants-hair:

pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back

(via actuallyseverinmoran)

official-sciencesideoftumbler:

monsieurpaprika:

vagisodium:

vintagegal:

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

tag your extreme horror please

WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST

The Skeleton War begins

(via hope-hazard)

No, no, no, no, no. You lot have been watching much too much Star Wars. James is DEFINITELY Harry’s father. Doesn’t everybody Harry meets say ‘you look just like your father’? And hasn’t Dumbledore already told Harry that Voldemort is the last surviving descendent of Salazar Slytherin? Just to clarify - this means that Harry is NOT a descendent of Salazar Slytherin."

J.K. Rowling when addressing the rumor that “Voldemort is Harry’s real father/grandfather/close relative of some description

I don’t think any of you understand just how much that “DEFINITELY” gives me life. Like when Jo says “definitely,” all I see is “sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sEX”

(via wandering-but-not-lost-forever)

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

image

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acciomatthewdavelewis:

Matthew Lewis photographed by Leigh Keily for JON Magazine x

(via girlinatardis)

Fairytales aren’t always what they seem.

(Source: inhislight, via onestepshortofcrazy)

the1975obsessed:

kawaii-animals-only:

One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi…

Save these pictures before you lose it on your dash

(Source: youtu.be, via bloodgutsandcheesecake)

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indykatya:

"My grandpa asked for some videogames for his birthday."

indykatya:

"My grandpa asked for some videogames for his birthday."

(via robinvenetia)

9 hours ago · 7,486 notes · originally indykatya

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(Source: platwaifu, via the-doctors-sexiest-companion)

imbarisaxy:

kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

She’s a witch

imbarisaxy:

kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

She’s a witch

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