well one of us is going to have to change
That character that makes you say
from the bottom of your soul
Selling textbooks back to college
"We’re not buying this book back, we got a new edition haha enjoy your wasted $500 loser."
I like this. Conservatives seem to have this idea that if someone on food stamps isn’t literally Oliver from Oliver Twist then they are some mythical “welfare queen”
I see this a lot, especially “AMERICA’S POOR HAVE TELEVISIONS IT MUST NOT BE THAT BAD” nevermind that I’ve got two televisions I didn’t even have to pay for because they were given the fuck away because tvs really aren’t that Goddamn special
you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
Happy 88th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke!
b. 13th December 1925"Like it or not , life is a never-ending confrontation with bouts of uncertainty and chapters of self-discovery. It is a series of fine messes that we enter, some wittingly, and others not."
Totally thought it was holding a light saber.
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!