girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
nice try, satan.
At first he goes for the dick but then he’s like “maybe not”
A vancouver treasure
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Every year in September, I post my top 10 outfits according to tumblr notes (here are the 2013 and 2012 posts). This year, only last year’s number one stayed, but it dropped to the tenth position. My observation is that you guys seem to prefer darker coloured simpler outfits!
Original posts: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10
pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
tag your extreme horror please
WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST
The Skeleton War begins
No, no, no, no, no. You lot have been watching much too much Star Wars. James is DEFINITELY Harry’s father. Doesn’t everybody Harry meets say ‘you look just like your father’? And hasn’t Dumbledore already told Harry that Voldemort is the last surviving descendent of Salazar Slytherin? Just to clarify - this means that Harry is NOT a descendent of Salazar Slytherin."
J.K. Rowling when addressing the rumor that “Voldemort is Harry’s real father/grandfather/close relative of some description”
I don’t think any of you understand just how much that “DEFINITELY” gives me life. Like when Jo says “definitely,” all I see is “sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sEX”
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When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
Matthew Lewis photographed by Leigh Keily for JON Magazine x
Fairytales aren’t always what they seem.
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One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi…
Save these pictures before you lose it on your dash
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When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
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My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
She’s a witch